Friday, May a, mo SCARLET AND BLACK Page Three Faculty Meeting: The Counsel of Wisemen Reporton the Faculty Meeting Mayl The Counsel at Wisenlen A Tragedy in Five Acts Dranlalis Personae: King Leggettus Wallus, His Loyal Prince Gilmour, the Oracle Fosterus, the Ambassador from Humanitas Kleinschmidt, Captain of the Royal Guard Guroii, the Black Knight Christianus, Ambassador from Biologia Chorus oi Barbarians The Senators, Wisemen oi Collegium Prologue: A crisis hovers over the kingdom of Collegium. A proposal is before the Senate, the acceptance of which will give the barbarians an equal vote in the governance oi the kingdom. The proposal was brought to the Senate by those who think that the barbarians are really Colleagues at heart. The Senate sits in solemn Conclave to decide on the late of the kingdom. Act I: First Senator: I see that a number of our young brethren are missing, Why is that? Second Senator: They do battle tor the glory ol Collegium on the Macus Campus. First Senator; It is just as well. The young tight better than they govern anyway. Enter King Leggettus. King Leggettus: According to the words of the great philosopher Staussus, “if halt the people in attendance are here, that constitutes a quorum." I agree. We must make progress today, people of Collegium. The eyes of the whole country are upon us. Senators: Amen. “HOFFKAN am: Ronni. all hair, opus. [sutures and lrealry clothes, do not expect to be perceived as beautilul; they expect to be per- mind as ugly. The animation oi ugliness, which they personally epitomize, l: the aesthetic version a! the maul allirmaricn ol evil. They deliberately and icily intend a delacement ol rho idea oi the human being at ihal has been a1. firmednulonlygn For a In. ropy of Western [but] :1 NAYION as. the higher VIEW, w Dom. Iixationl." 5, I50 E. 05 Strut, N. 1, tools. Act II: Enter Wallus. Walllls: We understand that the Senate is making splendid progress on the barbarian pro- blem. best you are soon idle, we bring to you another solemn proposal. since this proposal, which will heretofore be known as the Clotus Feltus proposal, is at least twice as important as the barbarian proposal, it lollows by iron logic that you will be able to make a sage decision on it in ones .* lourth the time, We know your mettle, people oi Collegium. Thus, not only will we vote on the Feltus proposal at the next solemn conclave, we will try to leave time [or as little discussion as possible. You have made Collegium great, you alone can preserve her greatness. Third Senator: You cannot be serious prince. Surely you jest. Christianus: Incredible. In- credible. Incredible. Incredible. I am surprised. Gilmour. the Oracle: Hearken! The winds of change are blowing through Collegium. The bar- barians are our friends. We will have peace in our time. Act‘l: Enter Chorus oi Barbarians. King Leggettus: 0 Captain, my Captain, speak. Kleinschlnidt: When I was a young man, the laws wererjust. and Collegium like nature herself formed an ordered hierarchy. Even Shakespearc, who will not be born (or at least another 1,500 years, understood it when he will say. Four corners a new shipment of SLACK — KNITS 31 BELLS SKIRTS CULOTTES MIX 8r MATCH KNIT TOPS BAN‘G’S APPAREL SAVE MEINEY UN A FDR MORE iNFEIRMATIDN AND EREIEHLIRE Grinnell Tra vel Center 308 Fifth Ave. 236-4384 “The heavens themselves, the planets and this center, observe degree, priority, and place, lnsistive, course, proportion, season, form, Otiice, and custom, in all line of order.” 1 am a Lame-Duck-Captain, but hearkcn to my words, We would do ill to let the barbarians participate in the governance ot the kingdom. I Cast my lot with civilization. Chorus oi barbarians: That is a mute point. Gilmour: Hearken. The winds at meaningful participation blow through Collegium, The bars barians can meaningfully par- ticipate in destroying the corrupt civilization. They may even destroy me. Let them. I deserve to suffer. I am a bleeding heart liberal. I have been complacent too long. Chorus of Barbarians: We may be barbarians now, but wait until tomorrow. We deserve to be, we must be, we demand to be Collegues. This is not a threat, let it be understood. We Speak with reason. Even your own members support us. Acti: King Leggettus: We need to proceed now to crucial matters. We must Consider the amend- ment to the amendment, chapter COUNSEL— Continued on page 4 For School or Typewriter Supplies Grinnell Office Supply GIINNEIL IOWA Anus: lmln the Post omen } Hunger Artists Continued from page 1 I've been laying heretor hours. , . You've got to make the journey out and in. Wonders of a liletime, Right there belore your eyes. Searching with this life of ours. You’ve got to make the journey out and in. it you think it’s a joke, That’s all right. Do what you want to do. I've said my piece. and I’ll leave the rest up to you. ) Shutdown Continued from page 1 ity, lntcllcctual and civic integr rity, necessitates this institutions al position; - and its immedi- ate implementation by sus» pending all operations oi the College today and tomorrow, holding an all College Convoca lion and other meetings to discuss these matters and be it resolved, that the faculty of Grins ncll College send a delegation of community members to Wash- Do The Spring Thing— POINTS PLUGS CONDENSER LUBE and OIL And All That Kind of Thing Make Your Wheels A Hummer FOR SUMMER! “Bo" Bailey Texaco 61h Er West 236-7205 ington, D,c. tor the express purpose of conveying to Presi- dent Nixon and to the Iowa Cone gressional dclcgation our revulr sion for, ‘th’e‘ current strife in American academic life and tor the role 01' the Nixon administra- tion in contributing to this malaise. 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