Friday. February 27. two

Anti-Editorial

The Gompleat Omphalopsyoliic

By Tim Purges
”The law of Grarily's a
friend of mine, it's a seiiSihle
law and it suits me line.“
into the lists come the suitors
The constantly renewed virginity
of the hotly politic is up for grabs
again folks, and we have four
candidates from whom to choose,
Ttiree tire sensible. serious young
men I discard them, The fourth
is a iortli-riglii, tliouglitliil young
ape
Tlicrc has been some question
concerning the seriousness oi
James Paiizee's candidacy.
Statements like “the lrees belong
to the people” and “vote tor Jim
Panzcc, tiie candidate with his

own armpit. a baboon to
mankind, I thougiit it was

tunafish myself” seem to have
aroused an adverse reaction, or,
worse, no reaction at all. A Jag.
Well, close butno cigar,

“Why have you campaigned as
an ape, Mr. Paiizee'!”

“I am an ape.”

“Aha! Theater of the absurd,
right?” .
“Close, but no banana. I see
complete involvement of the
student in self-government, I
choose to be an ape. Therefore
I am, Politics should start with
the apes, What’s good for General
Motors is good twice before
bedtime, It’s not just foolish to
run as an ape, but also to vote for
one and to elect one, Join the

party!"

“I take it, then, that in your
campaign you intend, in the
tradition of Queen Mellman the
lfirst. to attack currently in
stitutionalized roles through the
use of, in this case, not a sexual,
but a doctrinaire chiasn'lus of
absurd proportion? Politics of
Dada. Right?’

“You’ll learn, I want to be
elected. you know. I intend, for
instance, to call a meeting
shortly at which everybody can
yell at me and at each other In
this, my campaign will differ
significantly from those of the
other kids. i suppose the jag dies

“as me INITIAL THRILL ol Ilia
anti-pollution crusade qiiiets
down, certain annoying economic
constraints will sink into public
awareness. We will [ace the [act
that we can’t have everything.
We want clean air, land and
water, but we — ice — are going
to have to pay [or them. So we
shall then begin asking our.
selves: How much anti-pollution
do we want,
comps reel to
othcr things we
also want?”

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Saint Patrick’s
Day Bards

Are Now In

Book 'n Card

here But yelling does people
good, A banana taken twice daily
in tile appropriate manner might
bc better. but yoiiiiig is more
prilillcdl. ‘

uiidcr lllarh Kass tor, really,
\\‘illl him), we could have some
real changes. Better that every
man should be president than
that one man should preside over
an amalgam oi bankrupt ins
stttiitions The student body here
is ripe for change, but not one
initiated by power freaks and
tooled bi castraltionsaiixlcty
Elect yourself president‘ Vote for
l’zlnzcc‘ Public assemblies,
torchliglit parades, puppet
shows. a pillar of fire by night,
good time and good works 7 all
that is promised by others and
more. Student government,
simply put, is a great way to have
fun, And thc more people having
fun together the better As Sean
O'Casey wrote in The Green
Crow. “never mind the
bureaucrats. come to the fair!"

Actor-in-Residence

Conducts Workshop

Errol Jones, Grinnell’s actor-
incresidence from the Trinidad
Theatre, is conducting two ac~
tors’ workshops. In a general
workshop, he will coach student
actors and directors in producing
a series of one-act plays and short
scenes to be performed at the
end of the semester. In addition,
Jones is working With the Con-
Cerned Black Students in the
study and production of black
dramatic literature, both
American and West Indian. For
more specitic information,
contact Mr. Jones at X595 or 263-
5259,

SCARLET AND BLACK

By Tom Greenfield

I am grief stricken to report
that the Senate and the Board
of Publications are not getting
along very well. Frank Thomas
announced that he hild asked the
Publications Board to appear at
this week's meeting. but Mr
Pnrssiiicii. a spokesman in the
Board refused Frank said, how
ever, that Mr Parsslncll had
invited the Senate to attend any
one ottlie Board's meetings

Chairwoman Jane West sub-
mitted to the powers ot reason.
“We can't force them to come.
so maybe We should attend their
next meeting” Someone then
suggested that the Senate shoot
Terry l>arssinen, but this was re
jected immediately on the
grounds that the Senate cannot
afford to purchase a gun.

The Senate wants to talk to the
board about several financial
matters 7 the publication and
financial hassles with Montage
(Gary Giddins’ torthcoming
literary magazine), the seems
iiigly exorbitant SM} traveling
expenses to Newton, and the
possibility of retrieving any
surplus funds which the board
may have.

Tom Thomas reopened the
question about legal responv
sibility in the Senate’s allocation
of 50 dollars to “High and
Mighty,” Toni insisted that his
legal sources, w. H. Thomas and
Ralph Mattaz, disagreed with
Mr. Beerman’s statement, which
asserts that the college is respons
sihle tor the contents of the paper
if SGA funds are used to finance
it, When Frank Thomas
suggested that the Senate go
speak to Mr. Beerman, instead
of listening to second hand
reports, Penguin Dave took
serious objection. “He’s incred-
ibly slimey,” someone else

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shouted that Mr. Beerman was
full of something, but I couldn't
qmtc make out what it was

Phil SflSICll raised a point [hill
nobody tit the meeting had
enough experience to judge the
merits of one legal opinion over
another. Bill Thomas dismissed
this argument as irrelevant,
“You can get any legal opinion
you want ityou look hard enough
I think Beerman's opinion is
spurious and I don't accept it.“

The furor halted when Chuck
Garman pointed out that there
is no need to worry about legal
problems. If the Senate were to
purchase an ad or buy a lifetime
subscription, all legal problems
would disappear. ‘

Frank Thomas announced the
names of the four candidates for
SGA Presxdent 7 Jim Panzee
(Mark Kass), Andy Loewi, Phil
Mears, and Frank Thomas. A
brief interchange followed be
tween Frank and this reporter.
Among the subjects commented
upon were inferior journalism on
campus and the relative merits
of Frank’s mother.

lda Gudema reported on the
meeting of the student power
committee on social change and
a faculty committee. ida told a
pleased Senate that debate on the
shape of the table was well under
way,

Al Hammond raised the issue
of lasts — one for CBS’ Martin
Luther King week-end (April 3)
and one for the ecology teachsin
(April 24). The April 24 date was
selected at the request of Mr.

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Sena’re Questions Publica’rions Commi’r’ree:
Confusion Remains Over 'High and Migh’ry'

Charles Saga. to coincide witli the
ioiia Academy of Sciences Con-
ventlon. The Senate passed both
fasts

Debate then turned to the
Academy's convention itself
Tom Thomas objected to the fact
that the faculty's dcclston to call
off classes for the convention was
done Without consulting the
students. Torn remarked that this
maneuver was particularly
loathsome ili light of all the
hassling that the Moratorium
tolk get whenever they petition
the taeulty for class cancellation
Moreover, the contract-obliga
tion argument 7 which the
taeulty has used as a rationale
for the defeat of Moratorium
Committee proposals — seems
applicable to the Academy con-
venlion as Well. A motion to have
the Senate write a letter cen-
suring the faculty for their
decision was passed.

The Senate spent about fifteen
minutes carefully phrasing and
rephrasing the letter. Thorough
consideration of each single word
and meticulous evaluation of
each turn of phrase resulted in
the following: ”To the faculty:
Come as you are. Bank in your

car. All power to the Powesheik
SENATE—

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