Friday, February 20. mo SCARLET AND BLACK Page Five } Swimmers Continued'from page 8 tiles on the Knox College deck (a manicurist would never forgive such mistreatment of his flngernalls!), Mick, along with the rest of us, is glad to see the Coach back on his feet, Our fantastic medley relay got us off to a good start again. in their fastest time in a foreign pool (3:58.53). John McBlain held off a closing sprint to win the 1,000, and Chris Freeburg was narrowly edged out of second. Steve Ward remains undefeated in the individual medley, while Ron Brammer turned in his best time of the year, barely missing a second ,place finish. Bruce CONCERNED BLACK STUDENTS versus FACULTY EENEFIT BASKETBALL GAME Donations 50c Proceeds Go To MARTIN LUTHER KING. JR. SCHOLARSHIP FUND Sunday. February 22. Derby 7:30 pm Rollins beat last year's cons terence champ in the 50 yard freestyle, and so remained unde- feated in that event and in the 100. Ward took second in the 100 to give us a slam in that event, while Mike Daley and Chris Fi-eeburg slammed the 500 with a first and a second place respec» tively, Dan Meyer turned in a good cttort in the breaststroke. but lost out of Knox’s Harris, who is the faster breaststroker in the conference this year. Grinnell’s ireestyle relay team also won. to tinish the meet with the same finesse with which we began it. This weekend we go to Rock 1sland, 111., for the Viking Olym- pics. This is the first time that IGI‘II’II’Iell has been invited to at tend. Since we will be facing four out-of—conference schools, we have little idea of how good the competition will he. Next Friday, February 27, we go to Cornell at Mt. Vernon, Iowa for what promises to be the best swim- ming meet of the year. The unde- feated Pioneers will face the de- fending conference champs only a week before the conference meet. A number of Grinnellians are planning to attend in a special bus, so if you are at all interested. call Kathy Abbott of Jim Willa iams. We need all the support we can get, and we can promise a very exciting meet. terns-retiredwhereroco Russo, Doherty Distil] Old Booze Issue It was wonderful. For a few brief moments I was taken back to the days of old North Younker Hall’s barbaric frivolity. And there 1 saw myself; swatting Joel Patterson on the rear end and firing myself up to serenade the Haines 1-1all Honeys, My nostalgic return was precipitated by a forty minute discussion on the Senate's most wholesome controversy to date — the consumption of alcoholic beverage (“drinking.” “boot ing," and, until recently, “getting stoned”) on campus, The Ilarrangue began when Nick Russo denounced the judicial council’s recommendation on the Charlie “Geraldine, oh my“ Dos herty vs. The Faculty case. (Charlie tried to nail the faculty for drinking in a public place.) Nick believed that the council’s ruling 7 which recommended that the case be discarded on me grounds that the handbook rule applies only to students — cre- ates a hypocritical double stand- ard between the laculty and students. In defense of his argu- ment, Nick pointed out that allowmg the faculty to drink in a public place is in violation of State laws, which prohibit all drinking in public places. The Senate passed a motion to check with Chief Peters and Mr. Beerman (Grinnell’s everbusy legal counsel) on the legal DRl DUANE L. TOWN OPIOMETRIS‘I’ —- PHONE 1354001 Office Noun:7!ol1.l to 5 Closed Thursday and Saturday Afternoons CONTACT LENSES 717 5th Ave. By Tom Greenfield detinition oi ”a public place”. Then Art Knowles, venturing boldly out of the realm of ad journment proceedings, tried Do contribute to me business at hand. He moved mat the Senate call for the abolishment of all drinking regulations. In the en- suing debate, Art argued that we should “attack on all fronts” while Bruce Nissen shouted “Right on" or something. Art’s position was attacked by Tom and Bill Thomas l”Ma, I Want Your Body” 7 i969) who stated that the motion would suffer an enormous amount of useless hassling from the Student Affairs Committee. Then Phil Mears, in a surprise move, cautioned the Senate about coming out with ir- responsible statements. Although Art‘s motion was overwhelmingly crushed, the senators agreed that it wasn’t a bad try for a first effort, and encouraged Art to try again real soon. Doug Klein’s long awaited fir nancial report came as an un- pleasant surprise. While reading off a list of devastatingly low figures, Doug made it clear that the Senate doesn’t even have enough money to pay him to tell them that they are broke. The senate responded by allocating 350 to Tom Thomas’ “High and Mighty”. When asked for a defense of this action the Senate said “If we have the money, he IS worthy; and if we don’t __ well we're in debt anyivay, so why not?” Alan Cohen announced the names of the five appointees to the Student Power Steering Com mittee’s subcommittee on social rules. (Laurie Levitan, Ida Gudema, Esther Mosak, Steve How To Get A 4D Draft Classification "You may enjoy a tax free existence, discounts in travel. entertainmeni. merchandise. and even a 4D draii classification when you become a 'Mail ORDER MIN- iSTER'." tells the kl. kcv. Richard Kerekes. He con- Iinues is say. "UNIVERSAL FREE LIFE CHURCH or 1503 5. State Rd. 7. Hollywood. Florida will ordain any man. woman. or child. lust for the asking, and a free will donation. Once you are a Minister. you may re- quest the Church to counsel you on your rights under the Selective Service Act, showing you how to proceed in the obiainmenr of a 4D classificat‘on." Rev. Dr. Art Fox. the Church head, says. "The Minister's credentials and license lhai we send to people, are LEGAL in all so stale; and most foreign countries. One can perform marriages, funerals. baptism. or any of the same serv. ices performed by a charter for a person to start his own church. UFLC issues occicr ct Divinity degrees tor a tree will offering or 320." He also says, "We have no doctrine or our own. We believe everyone has a righr ro his own convictions. if you want to smoke poi‘ancl make love, it"; okay with us. We do not judge people. We believe in personal religious freedom rather than conforming to some institution's ideas." Rev. Dr. Fox adds. "it ybu are coming to Furl Lauder- dale during Spring brcak. the Church will have a can» teen trailer at the beach with tree sandwiches. coffee and donuts for students. plus aspirins. band-aids. etc. We will have a nationwide Watts line available. Stu. dent; with problems may call anywhere in the country for assistance, We'll direct students In two local garages where auto repairs may be handled at hair and honest prices quickly," Fox tells, "We will also be co-ordinaiing rides for students ihai need them, People leaving Lauderdale with extra room in their car and students that need rides will register at the trailer." Fox adds. "It you are in Lauderdale and need help or any kind. come by the church trailer. For those unfortunate students that make the local iail; we will be at the jail with free iceihbrushes, combs. cigarettes. etc. tor all that need ihcm plus any other help we can oircr." The Rev. Dr. Fox says, "The UNIVERSAL FREE LIFE CHURCH is a non-structured tailh open to all. We are well on our way to having a million rnini5< Iers within two years.” kt. Rev. Kerekes, Church Di- rector of Education adds, "lt you want to be a Minister in the Army. join us. and if you want to be a Minister. NOT in the Army. ioin us! Ministers CAN get a 4D drail classification. although in some instances. you may have to tight for it." Manheimer, and Danny Moshen- back.) Alan Said that he was delighted by the fact that 11 people bothered to apply for the five posuions. Then Alan read off the names of the other six apr plicants (who, perhaps, were not so delighted that 11 people bothered to apply for five positions), Jane West read off a load of names of various committees, including a committee working on a drug crisis center, This committee will be comprised of the people on me Drug Sym- posium plus some other good folk. Jon Stein’s Social C07 ordinatlng Committee report provided an inspiring cultural exchange between some of the SGA members. Jon announced that Steve Miller’s Band will be here for the spring dance. Jon’s statement motivated Al Harn- mond to ponder “Who is Steve Miller?" Jon and Jim Lew proceeded to explain that Steve Miller‘s band played rock and blues, Yes, where else but at Grinnell would you find Jon Stein, a Jew from Seattle, sitting down with Al Hammond, a black from Washington, D. C., to discuss the blues with Jim Lew, an Okie from Muskogie. Woodrow Wilson Designates Named The following students from Grinnell College have been elected Woodrow Wilson Desigs males by the Region x selection committee Lloyd Phillip Gerson John Douglass Klein Carol Lynn Martinson The following students have been awarded Honorable Men~ tions by thecommittee: Linda Sue Carlson Daniel Eugene Frohardt Gail Susan Gilman Margaret Lucille Morrison Roger Clark Swartz LEO'S STANDARD CAR STARTS TUNE-UP Ir LUBRICATION Bet you think that we make the best sandwiches in town, Well. you're right! Because we don‘t waste our time making piuo. Chandlebaum's DELI 930V: Main 236-3074 FREE DELIVERY 5-12 NIGHTLY