'DRAMA STUDENT Balloons coups By MOLLY MCGUIRE While the majority of seniors were cramming for their comprehensive exams last week, Bonnie Tinker, a theatre major, announced her intention to bnycutt hei- exams and invited her classmates to join her. At a meeting last Friday night, several students ex pressed their support or her action, but were afraid themselves to participate in a comps boycott, Saturday morning Miss Tinker show- etl up for her written exam, but spent the time writing a statement explain- ing her reasons for electing to refuse to write a comprehensive exam for the Speech and Theater department. When she appeared Monday morning i'or her Oral comprehensive, Miss Tinker explained that she would be glad to answer questions regarding the issues raised in her statement, but would not answer any questions that were part ot an oral examination. She spent the hour discussing grades, education, and even theatre in general, but nothing that would theoretically constitute an oral exam, Miss Tinker is uncertain about what the theatre Staff will do about her re- iusel to take the comps, but she men- tioned a few steps they could follow: 1) fall her; 2) decide that she had in fact taken the camps and pass her (she did show up, but didn't answer the questions); 3) average the grades of all three comps (she took the first ear- lier in the year and received a “B”;) or 4) refer her case to the Academic Standing Committee, with or without a recommendation that the comprehena sive requirement be waived. in any case, she plans to file a request with the Committee to the effect that sen- iors who do not complete or pass tllelr comps he allowert ‘lo gmdmite anyway. (The Senate p‘assed a re mg, Wed- nesday to petition the .Asc with the same request.) Porter Woods of the theatre depart~ ment, when asked about the stairs de- cision concerning Miss Tinker, said he couldn’t: speak for the Whole staff, but that he thought that she “knows what to expect” from the staff. But he did say, as an individual, that he “ques- tions the merits of a general case against departmental comprehensives which is brought up during the week or comps.” He said that the staff would probably make a decision this week, and included that he does not want the decision to set a precedent tor the rest oi the campus. GLASSES Made and Repaired in Our Laboratory Contact Lenses Cases and Solutions Eyes Examined Phone 136-3779 E. l. 1’ seat. on. OFTOMETRlST Across from Post Oi‘fice Closed rirurs. F.M. and Sat. PM. SCARLET AND I ACK Excerpts From An All Printed below are excepts from a state- ment written by senior drama major Bonnie Tinker instead of her comprehen» sive examination. Students who wish to read the entire statement are urged to contact Miss Tinker. — Ed. I’d like to believe that my objections to comps are primarily grounded in a concept or education, and that they are, therefore, logically justifiable. This may or may not be primary motivation, hut assuming tor the moment that it is H or that it is at least for a major {actor in this impulsive action—I should at- tempt. some definition of “education” and then try to use that as a major pre— mise for building my argument. (There I go again, that tact is certainly well within the ground rules oi proper aca- demic ritual!) in any case, tor the sake oi argument, let’s assume that: Education is a pro- cess. it is the vital and intimate abstrac- tion, analysis, and integration or inter mation and experience into one’s past, present and iuture being. I am objecting to “comprehensive examinations” baa cause i have abstracted, analyzed and integrated iniormaiion and experience into my being in such a way that the idea oi comps strikes a most unsettling note of discord, That leaves me with the most perplex< ing problem of explicating my own being. Certainly such presumption must be sec ond only to the praisumptlon of judging someone else’s being, Nonetheless, hav< ing fully mastered such intellectual au- dacity during the past four years, i will capriciously iorge ahead. Most people who know me — iriends, enemies, relatives, myseli — would agree upon three things about me: 1 am an extremist, I am emotional. And I am “idealistic.” Sometimes these terms are considered compliments, sometimes insults. But regardless oi the attached value judgment, its a curious combina- tion. When people call me emotional, they usually mean that i am acting BEYMER? king's Food Host U.S.A. without regard for the logical processes of the human intellect. Those who call me idealistic mean to say that i am acting too completely within the logical constructs oi my mind. Now it I simply switched on between the two we Could simply chalk it up to schizophrenia and have the contradiction neatly consigned to a conceptual box where it can be routinely dealt with (oi course, you may want to do that anyway). The problem is that I seem to be extremely emotion- a1 and idealistic zit the same time (which sets up a certain amount of cognitive dissonance, or something like that). Giv~. en the limitations of a line media, how— ever. 1 can’t simultaneously deal with the relationship of these two aspects of my personality to my speciiic objection to comps, so I’ll iirst deal with my emo- tional objection and then with my ideal- istic objections. About a week ago someone asked a classmate why he was staying in school if he really believed what he claimed to believe about the relevancy, value, etc. of education institutions. He replied that he was staying because he was a Schmuck. I’d already been thinking simi- lar thoughts about my own submission to the rules of the BA. ritual, but hearing the conclusion 5n bluntly slated just one more time was the final straw. I dislike leeling like a schmuckr It’s a very des- tructive emotion; it’s obscene. If 1 can’t find it better reason ior staying in school, ior putting up with nuisances like grades and finals and comps, I’ve got to drop out. Another emotional rejection of comps stems from their typical content. I’ve already taken one set of comps this spring. 1 was given two grades or “B." Grinnell College should feel insulted. If that material (lirst learned in 10th grade and subsequently suriacod in about 24 hours at high-power cramming) represents my “Grinnell Education" and if my graduation irom Grinnell is de- pendent upon spewing forth that sort of incidentia] information, Ihen the C014 loge has wasted every penny or financial aid it has invested in me. And What hap- pened today when I came into this comp? One or the oiher majors said to me, “Aw come on Bonnie, you can just write some sort or sh—t to those questions.” And they’re right. I’m sure I could write some sort of sh—t and pass the exam. But hell, it the only way to get a BA. is to abandon your intellectual creativity and integrity, I’d guess l’ll just have to do without it. I have one other emotional objection to comps—which may or may not be very noble. But it‘s very basic. 1 hate being in any way dependent upon other people’s judgments oi me. i feel ex- tremely repressed when someone holds the power to say that my education, that my creationewhich is my being # is Pug. Swen Comp worth so much measured on a 41min: scale, or that it just doesn’t make the grade. When I submit to that kind of power 1 ieel that I’ve perverted my ex- istence, that We neutralized my indivi- duality. . .. Now to carry the argument hack to the more specific issue or education, 1 delined education as “a process, the vital and intimate abstraction, analysis, and integration or iniormation and ex- perience into nne’s being.“ in these terms, if a person submits his education to judgment by another person he is sub- mitting his very life to external value judgment, In which case the judge sets himself up in the position of God. it seems to me that the more “liberal" Liberal Arts Colleges have caught themselves between two poles. 0n the one hand, they want to say that educa- tion is indeed more than the storage 01 a given body oi iniormation. 0n the other hand, they want to continue to apply quantitative measures which can be transcribed into a qualitative judg. merit. The defense is, of course, that exams are not intended to be simply a measure or stored intormation, they are to allow a student to demonstrate his ability to synthesize iniormation into concepts, and to deal creatively with his confusion. Yes? Well, 1 don’t believe . it people who give exams really believed that “exams are tor the student,” seriously, they certainly wouldn’t be so presump- tuous to “grade" exams, or papers, or courses, or people. What all too often happens in the Liberal Arts College is that concepts are turned into the infill" rnation, synthesis is turned inio regurgi- tation, a process is turned into a product, A short quote from the "Theater Ma- jors: Comprehensive Reading List, Spring 1969" is pertinent: rim {oliowmg list is designed to to disorder, early sorrow, cont blinding intuitions . . , . The will be based upon this list. ornis range Vildrly .ino you will not be pen- alized ior (it briginai ideas on what inis reading iisr might mean. (2) your nbiiiiy to iii oiiior rradings and understandings into it. and ts) a deep, consnicrcd con- mm" Theater stair Come on now, my friends on the Thea: [er Slaif, if you really mean that Stop asking me silly questions. Have a little respect ior my originality and consid- ercd contusion. i don’t know what you mean giving me a 21/2 hour comprehem sive examination on Theater. You‘re messing around with my lite, you know. Theater is my Art, my Ritual; it’s my way of plugging into eternity, my way oi transcending my own inherent soli- tude and mortality. You talk about King Lear and Peer Gynt as “departure from the mainstream of theatrical tradition“ and i just think about how no matter he wslubborn and willful I am, i am ANTI-COM F— Will (Continued Page 5, Column 4) SPECIAL THIS WEEK! AND THE NEXT, AND THE NEXT. OUR PEZZA IS ALWAYS PEC PLACE OR 03’ TOM 84 BETTE GAHBISON AND THE NEXT EAL. TRY IT SOME‘HME. VOUR MT" .i.‘ 236-6222