Friday. February l4. moo SCARLET AND BLACK Page Seven Gray Matter By BILL GRAY 'Before beginning I would like to apologize for the article which appeared under my by- line last week. I did indeed write it but a goodly portion or it tound its ilnal resting place on the cutting room floor with the ensuing result that much at its traditional verve (you may have another name tor it) was lost in the editing. Hopeiully, lack oi space will no longer necessitate the deletion of some of the more noteworthy passages. Returning to the assigned top- ic, Dibble, Off»Campus and (gasp) the Faculty, established themselves as the teams to beat in the “A” division at LM. bas- ketball. All are undefeated with half of the season gone. Clark, for some unfathomable reason, is undefeated in the ' ” sec- lion. Last Friday the freshmen de- feated a team of I. M. all-stars (1’) by the score of 66-59. John Winterson (Dibble) scored 21 to lead the Murry Finelson coached stars. Highlight of the game was a dislocated shoulder administered by R. B. Weeks to Dave Cassel in a ireak mishap. It might be noted that Weeks is showing no effects of his layoff. A rematch is set for Friday night, February 23 in Darby Gym. 1. M. bodyrexposing took the center stage this week with a match in Gates lounge; it was quickly iotlowed by l. M. vom- iting. 1. You sure are my kind or folkxingcr, Fran. “Oh, a lonely niinslrol I’nirncant to be. " l/ a. i've always ridinircd you. “Forever to room is my destiny..." l5. But I guess you're just too wrhpped up with your music. "Alone. es, alon. wmtsnt y. . .” Moli- In lppolnlmufl through your a. Y’tliink ninybe you nnrl me could, uh, possihly... "A-siligin’ my song to humanity " 4. And I was hoping that ei'llrips, somehow, the eelilig might be mutual. "Without any need to:- company. . ." o. it could have been beautiful, because i just got one or the great jobs Equitable ir onoring college people Ihesc (lays. Ilenl good pry, challenging work, and romotions that come it! as! as I can earn them. Like to hear my version oi “Lend Me Down the Aisle, Lyle"? .mployniont rlpruenlllivc .n mi. ll, m7 or writs: Lionci M. a Mono", calico. Employment. THE fmumbir. no Equnnbln Lite nudism Society or the United State- nss Avrnuc oi Ihe Amriieor. New York, New i'orlr loan A- np-liawmmuy Employer, 11/: . o Ediiilalil. 1m l||llllllllllllllllliliillllIlIlllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllIIlllllIIlllllliillllllllllllllllllllllilllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllliillllllllllllltllllllllllllllillllllllllllllllllllllllllllilllllllilll SPORTS llllllllllllllllllllllllltlllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllltlllllltlllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllilllllllllllillllllllllillllllllllllllllllllillllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllillllllltllllllllllllllllllllm Matmen Face Luther Final Home Meet Grinnell’s grapplers will host. Luther College in Darby Gym~ nasium tomorrow at l: 0. The pioneers will seek to improve their 55-1 dual meet record which suffered two setbacks against one victory in last week’s competition. The Pio— neers lost to Dubuque (27-5) and Cornell (4272) While defeating Cae 24—16. The Cornell meet was their first conference loss and left their MCAC record at 4—1-1. Previously undefeated Bill Wedding and Don Kraitsik each suiiered losses Saturday. Krait— sik won 2 DI 3 matches to move his record to 871. Wedding’s mark dropped to 6-2-1 as he lost two and tied one match. Tommorrow’s dual will be the Pioneers last home meet oi the season. it will also be the last home appearance oi seniors Don Kraitsik and Joel Richman. Both placed favorably in last year’s Conference meet and ti- gure to be contenders in their classes again this season. Classified Ads Ever Want To TEACH SCHOOL? Unusual opportunity ior young nieri mid wooicn in Florida No inaction certification or college degree neces- snry. Do you dualiiya l. Graduate in the upper m or ‘your high school slow 2. no not smoke’ a. single» Acilvc’ Athletic? Start reading course this winter, trnin this summer on summel comp start ior rill school term reorient internship. prointcrnship Irallilng, :lis til- you quality iliis may or deducted rrorn summer camp compensation cosh segment.) All cash segmt‘lits are in sodium lo dormitory room and board. Teacher Contract Interns (as wk ) Trainee (it wk 1 “.500 Seniors (is wk ) $4,700 a. up MAiL PERSONAL RESUME WITH RECENT SNAPSHOT re “(‘5 ACA» DEMIC METHOD, ro BOX 55m, SARASOTA, FLA, 33519. FREE RADIO TIME! All stu- dents and taculty eligible. Apply to Tony Novak, % KDIC's faculty mailbox. WELCOME TO one and all any- time our porch Light is on. Shel and Ellie Pai‘zen. FOR SALE: 1966 VW squai back, perfect, new tires, over- hauled. JD’S Restaurant. 236- 4900. NOTICE: We've been open Sunday from Noon to Ten for five years. JD’s Restaurant. HELP WANTED: 2 college men to work alternate nights on izza delivery. Inquire Pag- iai‘s Pit-ta. zas-saai evenings or 23675097 days. WANTED: Typing in my home. Phone 236-5276, RR. I, Grin- ncll. cash scguicnt Si io sloop “Bxl'liSI-I WORKERS put up with ridiculously low under me the ooncriir 0! (he welllre riirs, such I: subsidized excellent housint, medical care, :ubsidier [or children .nd lhl lilo. put us is nor Mr. Ward: they in content. Th. rcliy and more And more rmlll can is- all they innr [ram lilu, provided they don't h.vo to work too hard. I! really it re- rnmrulsie how people dislik. ivorkinf." ror I or. (any win. I. lortioy'o NAVIONAL u. VllW writ b. c, lad r. as sum. N. 1. tools. BASKETBALL Midwest Conference Stand- ings as of Wed. Feb. 12. Opp. Avg. 62.2 65.3 75.2 65.3 74.7 71.5 54.7 75.8 75.4 76.4 Avg. i. Pts. 74.5 59.1 75.1 65.5 80.4 St. Ola! l 4 4 5 5 7 6915 6 7 ll 10 Carleton (Joe Knox Monmouth Lawrence Beloit Cornell Ripon Grinnell 62.4 70.3 67.7 67.4 ~Nsmmq