_HlillllllliliillllllillllilllllllllilHillllllllillllllllilllliillllllllllllllllllllillilllillilllillllllllllllllilllllliillllllllllllillllllllillllllllllllllilllilllllllll in $th MATTER It is Super week-end and with life influx of dignitaries and as< sorted other lesser luminaries Iparents, brothers. sisters, boy and girl friends), there is a hance that my incisive, 56:th ng and uproan‘ously witty col- umn will attain nation-wide mminence and I will be lifted the level of a collegiate Grantlsnd Rice. I feel it is now that i must make my move to- ward posterity for time is pas‘ sing me by. Did you realize, for 'xnmpie, that by the time King dward VI of England was my ge, he had been dead for four ears? V l. M. sports were at s low ebb Est week unless you wish to include glass-breaking and edaliion-grabbing as part of o l. M. agenda. After check- ng carefully, I discovered this is not included in the Truesdaio ltandings so I will pass it by with no further mention. Swim< ing was held last Sunday and Ramon, with Bnice Rollins winning three events. edged out Pleat by three points. Ten hails lntered which doubled last ear's turnout (are you listen- g, Newsweekl). By BILL GRAY The second major sport of the year begins next week as vol- leyball moves to the forefront of athletic endeavor. North is defending champion as they have been from time lmmemor- lal. Be sure to watch next week‘ for my column which will dis- cuss Volleyball and the liberal arts college in a world of change. I have been forced to endure a great deal of antagonism to ward the ideas and opinions ex-» pressed in this column during the year. Being a person of great moral conviction and ob- livious to possible retribution, I would like to take this op« portunity to express my journa- listic credo, “If anyone objects to any statement I make, I am quite prepared not only to re. tract it, but also to deny under oath that I ever made it." Then will be a pep rally, complete with cheerleaders. skits, the team, mire-b merits, And A bonfire, 10:45 p.rn. Friday on Mac Field. Maul Monmouth Get 'em Pioneers! MAKE THIS A HAPPY HOMECOMING TASTY PASTRY Have You Been Out to Margaret Brink's TOWN AND COUNTRY The Biggest Lmin Shop in Grinnell? Hike Oui 4th Avenue End to iusi beyond St. Francis Hospital EARRINGS —- Pierced and Pierced look, widest choice in town. MOD VINYL PILLOWS — Wild colors. CHRISTMAS CARDS. NOTES — by Caspari. RAINHATS — the London Look. HANDCARVED WOOD CHESTS — from lnclia and Spain. SPECIAL 86 Indian Water Buffalo Sandals NOW ONLY 33.49 a Pair be come out and browse—pick up a catalogue TOWN AND COUNTRY 2010 4th Avenue — 236-4598 Open 9:30-5:30 Weekdays. Friday 'til 9:00 SCARLET AND BLACK BELOIT BLANKS GRID ERS For the first time in two years the Scarlet and Black griddel‘a have been shut out, Beloit topped Grinnell 234) last Saturday in a game played without the Plan neer's r e g u i a r quarterback, Doug Fink. Doug spent the day on the bench because of a dish ciplinary infraction. The game was primarily a defensive one as Grinnell was held to 38 yards of offense. Beloit was limited to 234 yards which was one of the top de< fensive performances by the Pioneers this year. Actually the Pioneers rolled up over 100 yards of offense on the ground but this had to be subtracted from the total lost when the quarterback was caught behind the line while attempting a pass. Tomorrow is the last home game for the Pioneers this year. It will be played against Monmouth in front of an ex- pected capacity homecoming crowd. Fink is expected to be back in action for the Monmouth game. The Scots have been a sun. prising team this year. Two weeks ago they pulled a big upset by beating Ripon, 14—7. Their record is 3-2 compared with Grinnell's L4 record. HARRIERS BEAT BELOIT Grlnnell's crosscountry runn net‘s whipped Belolt 2245 last Saturday to move their confer- ence record to 3-3. Doug Dray led the Pioneer charge and won with a new course record time of 21:13.5 for the four miles. This is also a career record for Doug. Other finishers for the Pioneers were‘ Bob Grant, third Show NOW SHOWING Enos WEDNESDAY Evening! at 7:30 Doors Open 7:00 Muiinn. Sat. 2 Nu. Sunday Continuous Shows from 2 leI. Adults $l.50 METRO‘GOLWWN-MAYER msszms ACARID PONII PRODUCTION DAVID LEAN'S FILM 0F BORIS PASIERNAKS DOCTOR ZHiVAGO III PANAVISIDN‘ AND METRUWLOR October 27. I967 THE lilthZER When South say the dummy of his four Heart contract he could count five losers: one spade, two diamonds and two clubs. He could throw one of them on a spade honor but he would still have four losers for down one. His only chance would be to force a defender to give him a Siuff and a ruff, so he chose “the play to make," and assumed that he would get a “best of all possible worlds" distribution in clubs and hearts. The opening Spade Jack was covered by dummy's Queen which was taken by the Ace. The Queen of diamonds was re- fly JOHN RAZ Vuli Nona Dual-n South NORTH hath o :- pm pm turned and allowed to hold. West continued with the Jack of dia- monds and South put up the Ace. Declarer then entered the board with the heart Jack and played the spade King shifting the remaining diamond from his hand. Dummy'l last spade was then ruffed in hand and the board reentered with the heart King. Dum- my’s last diamond was then ruffed in hand and South was ready to execute the endplay. Trump had been pulled and both the North and South hands were void of spades and diamonds. If South could induce one of the defenders to lead a spade or a diamond he could get ii ruff and a slufi. Declaror laid down the Ace of clubs and if West had followed with the deuce, the contract would have made, but by this time West had counted down South's hand. . West knew that South had two other clubs and that the Queen was probably not one of them since declarer would have preferred the finesse over the endplay. West's only alternative was to dump the King of Clubs under the Ace and hope that his partner had the Queen and Jack. When South led the second round of Clubs he was down. South could have made the contract if he had played the club Ace early. At the fourth trick, even the best defender would be re< luctant to part with the club King to prevent a possible endplay. Furthermore, at the fourth trick West could not have counted down South’s distribution. Bob Asbille, fourth; Spencer Clark, sixth; John Siekert, eighth George Potter, tenth; and Bruce Lueke, eleventh. 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