Friday, Ociober 27. I967 SCARLET AND BLACK llhkhdi LhdlEkS thhlih tidied The law says that we are responsible For every bad thing that we do; But college oliicials in lawn Are taking a much diiierent View. It seems that they think we are morons Or spoiled and irrational brats When they condescend to have words with us Our discussions are kindergarten chats. Kindergarten Chats, Kindergarten Chats How does one converse with the young? These kindergarten brats will show you where it’s at But first, we’ll have a little iun, (In case you might be anguishing Over where the treasure's languishing The necklace made of sterling Is somewhere here in Hurling.) s or a In Humanities we learn very much about Hell And how it applies to our life at Grinnell But imagine, if you think you’re not doing well, Spending Thirty Years as President or Budmell. a t is I’m pleased to announce the Foundation of Ford Has given Grinnell still another award To research a field in which they know most (At a school like Grimell, that’s no idle boast) The stipend is worth seven thousand (no, wait —- 1 think Henry said that he might give us eight) To be spent in a field in which we're well-knownli In Victorian Studies. Grinnell stands alone. u a o A peculiar game at this college 1s discussing in loitiest tones Not the advancement of knowledge Instead it’s the search for unknowns. We call it a search for ‘community' Paul Goodman has said it exists To foster the myth ot a unity; We iind it not hard to resist Sn ihereiore let’s not say community It's a Quest or the Infinite, not Too real in this state of disunlty; Glenn, be happy with that which you’ve got. a a t In the evening when the sun goes down hurling Basement lights are burning bright It’s the twilight people in their twilight world Plotting how best to wield their might. People at the Twilight, People at the Twilight They’re not true teachers, but they hate students, too;' People of the Twilight. denied the glow of Tmth's light Be careful when you pass them, they may be cursing you. c o e [iii|M|W1|lVJ|||lllllllIllilliIWllllliiliimlillllllll||Illll||Mil|||lll||llliil|||lll||||Wii||lWI|MiiiI1Wlllllillllllillllllliiiilllltlilllulllllllillil ARGONNE APPLIGATIONS ‘ 'Applleation forms {or the Spring semester at the Argonne National Laboratory are now nvallablo to juniors majoring in biology, chemistry, and phys— ice from Dr. B. F. Graham Kbiology). The semater, running'from March is through July 3, pro- vides an opportunity for ad- vanced study in a research en- vimnment. Students serve as research as- sistants to nuclear scientists and are awarded a semester at credit transferable to Grinnell, The Argonne Laboratory, sup- ported by the Associated Col- leges of the Midwest and the National Science Foundation, is "one of the foremost centers ior research in the poaceiul uses at atomic energy.” accord- ing to Graham. Three Grinnell students nrs presently participating in the Fan semester (September .I through December 20) at Ar- gonne: Guillermo Mendoza (bi- ology),'Anhur Dappen (Solid Slate Science). and Nancy Lin- der (chemistryy NEW B & G ASSISTANT Dale L. Hawn has been named associate director of the physical plant at Grinnell. l-lawn, who assumed the po- sition on Oct. 16, holds a BS. degree in civil engineering lrom Iowa State University and is lir censed to practice structural and architectural engineering in IOWCL Thanks to the Deans, we now all know About LSD and why poppies grow But it the narcotics boys only would try, They’d soon learn the secret or how we get high The hares think we smoke marijuana alone Would they be surprised ii the real truth were known! A trip is so easy if you know where to look, Try Burling and ask for the Mushroom Book. In the beginning came J. B. Grimell A young man hound westward we know His journey was shortened, he rested a spell In mid-Iowa long long ago. And he founded a college that still lives today But J. B. would Cry if he saw l-low modem Grinnellians are turning away From the concept 0! God’s divine law. 0h, sad, how we‘ve renounced religion Congmgaiionalist Grinnell, God, is dead; We have strayed from the field of believers And become Godless pinkoes instead. a i- o Peaceful are the tree-lined streets As we. walk through the square; Silent are the iolks we greet To see their hostile stare; Painful are the wounds we feel When assaulted in the night; Hated are the ones who steal And think that it’s all right, l’m sure you know it well rm speaking of Grlnnell For violence in the streets Chicago can’t compete New York, despite renown Cannot match our Town. s s c We wonder when the daylight is fading what our upright leaders like to do; Do they just spend their evening hours evading Problems like the Annex, Pit, and Zoo? And it they try iorgetting, how‘s it done? Watching Peyton Place upon their TV screen? i think their leisure’s spent in having fun Vicariously thinking Lay Thoughts at a Dean. r u e Grinnell is a college that’s said to be so fine The prois are enlightened, and we grow ivy vines; The school‘s reputation's made academically; We wonder why you’re spending so much on P.E. It’s clear that the students are not the Phy. Ed kind Instead oi playing tennis, they’d rather blow their mind The class of 61 was hardly too athletic The showing or the varsity is pretty near pathetic So why are you building a temple to gymnastics? When we‘d rather be known as Senior in Scholuties. - u o It’s said that the Deans are the Victorians But I’d like to say a word for Mr. Alden; Though Candy and Lolita are bestsellers He'd only let us read such things as Walden. Though books by D, H, Lawrence are called classics They can't be sent to us by US. Mails; Arriving, they are hidden in the office Where asking for them makes a student quail. 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