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Your very personal Keepsake is now at .your Keepsake Jawelsr’s store. Find him in the yellow pages under ,“Jewelors.” l— Doug McCormac Charlie Wu had his rovengel As I dizzily stared (Continued from last issue. at my buttonless shirts, I asked the nameless China< man. “What happened?" “So solly," he giggled, "Wild mongoose fly in ‘window and eatee, eatee, thinkee they were seed." He guilawedr “Mongeese don’t even fly, you lazy punk,” I snarled. “And each button Will cost you five more pounds of free laundry." Now, it was my turn to giggle. “[ iigure you owe me 150 pounds of free laundry, and ii 1 don’t get quicker service. I’ll have a court injunction on you before you can say, ‘Mao Tse Tung.’ ” Charlie was impressed, and so were my friends when I offered to have their laundry done for free. They were not very impressed when all their shirts came back without buttons. however. But when I explained that for every button lost live nee pounds oi laundering were gained, everyone immediately shared my enthusiasm for such a good deal. At an average of 9 buttons per shirt and 20 shirts per bag (we soon quit having extraneous apparel such as underwear washed, since there was nothing to he gained from anything but shirts), each bag meant 900 more pounds or tree laundering Within three weeks, all my acquaintances and their acquaintances were having their shirts done tree, for Charlie now owed me 73,745 pounds, and the number was increasing every minute as he washed and then vengefully derbuttoned shirt after shirt. Grudge Pot Newspapers soon picked up the story, and people on the street began to offer me the Shirts all their backs. Young ladies hastening to work in only bras sieres were not uncommon, for few people could allozd to miss five free pounds of laundering. Charlie Wu’s business was hooming so iantas tlcally, in fact, that he had bought out all the other laundries in Chicago to keep pace with the demand. He reaped huge proiits hy reselling the cut-oil but< tons (just as 1 sold the buttonless shirts) to shirt manufacturers ior ridiculously inflated prices. Such was the demand for shirts for de-buttoning. Then, one day, the whole thing blew up in my face. My fleet of semis had picked up their daily load oi bottomless shirts, when 1 opened the bags and discovered all the Shirts in shreds, useless for resale. I returned iniuriated to Charlie Wu's and met the inevitable Chinaman. “So soiiy,” he giggled again, and i knew the show was over. “You notice each buttun still on shirt. Very careful, this time. So soiiy hout nasty rips, but no iree laullry for tilat. No free lautiry for dirty Ger man fascist.” The stock market crash of 1925 was like a truck driver’s forgetting to leave a tip in comparison with the results oi the Chlilaman's iiendish prank. Every« one wanted their shirts back. hut only rags were ieit. I sold rangs on street corners and wore rags eV< erywhere. Girls no longer walked only in brassieres, and the high neckline was in vogue. Charlie Wu lept from the top of the Tribune Tower, screaming, “Dirty capitalist!" Tragedy filled the air like soot in a steel town, and the nameless Chinaman only laughed, HOW TO PLAN YOUR ENGAGEMENT'AND WEDDING Pleas: lend new ZO-pcgu booklet, ”How To Plan Vour Engagement and Wedding” and new lZ-pnua full color folder, both for only 25'. Also, send special utlcr of beautiful 44-min: Erldl'l Book. 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Du- berman, an assistant professor ’oi history at Princeton Lenox Concert Bartok's ,Quartet .No. 2 .and Brohms’ Quartet in A Minor, 0p. 51, No. 2, will be performed by the Lenox Quartet this Sunday at 4 p.111. in the South Lounge of the Forum, Whom: the moon hita your eyI like a biga pizza pie. that's Ahrvano's. Oh well . . . we tried anyhow. "AH "n Ahrvano's Pizza 236-6221 Free Delivery it traces the development of American race relations from 1715 to the present. It exposes the ex- tent of our cruelty toward thor Negro in the North and the South - under slavery and emancipation. The KKK and the; President's ac tions add up to the American shame or deceit and hypocrisy on the whole question of racial dil- ferences. ' The cast is composed of six actors—three Negroes and three whites. 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