Inge Four h SCARLET AND BLACK Switchboard 'Hub’ of Campus; Operators Duties: Crisis, Fun By MARY MALCOLM ”You might say we’re the hub oi the Campus, said Mrs. Mary .osmimd, Grinnells switchboard Iperator, about the job which she The switchboard itself is just a little box: "our little PBX board," Mrs, Osmond said, The office has a revolving directory of students. “Before school starts, 1 get all the names of students. where I’d have an awful time trying to iind you,” she said. Mrs, Osmond said that the col- lege iniormation service gets a little less busy when the herd books come in Octoberl However, CAROL JENSEN. one of five female siudennt switchboard operators. checks a telephone number for an inquiring caller. and ten part-time student opera- “Somebody called me one day and wanted me to spell a word for him, and l had to get a dic- tionary and look it up,” she re- lated. And again: “l had a kid call me who wanted to know how long to boil a hard-boiled egg !” During the interview, atter the switchboard had buzzed and been answered, Mrs, Osmond said “You know what he Wanted to know?~ what one of the professor’s olllce hours were." Crises Crises—big and small~are famil- iar things around the switchboard. Phones are perpetually going out of order. ”Everything goes out of order," Judi Samuels, a student telephone operator, said. Many of the problems this year have been caused by wet cables due to the weather, she explained. Bev Dorlty told about the time Friday. October l. “755 someone asked for the number of “James first” when she had start- ed working on the switchboard as a freshman, “I was looking for a student named ‘James First’ “she laughed. “I remember frantically searching for First under every possible spelling: Ferst, Fllrst, Ferzt—anythingl” Students call the switchboard when they need a Building and Grounds employee, Miss Samuels recalled the time She received half a dozen calls from boys at Langan i-lall. where the hall pres- ident had become locked in the lavatory. “B at G men are a little scarce on Friday nights—but l guess they ilnally got him out,” she said. The switchboard handles approx- OPERATORS— (Continued on Page 5) “RiDnLE: How can youtell a Great Society marl from an old fogey? Answer: Ask him to identify ‘U.Sr Grant.’ I f the answer is’a Civil War general’he’s a certified 01.: if he says ’a federal sub- sidy,’ he’s 41 Gr S. for sure" re: a i... to” at in. rum-n inn: 11' NA. noun REVIEW, um. to met. as, lsu a. as Sh, N. 1. \6, Ni vr ST. PAUL’S Episcopal Church Sixth Ave. and suite The Rev. Michael J. Jackman, Vicar Phone 235-311? or lad-445- Sunday Service. 23:00 and |0:00 4:30 Evensong BENCH WARMER they’re going to live and their ex- tension numberisu I’ll know where all you guys are. Otherwise she pointed out, people do call for inlormation not given in the herd hook. Iors handle in keeping the campus telephone system open 24 hours a ilay throughout the school year. Not only do the switchboard op- Qrators take care of the college information seerce and all income lug calls, but they are also called In cases of emergency, sllch as lire, Mrs. Osmond explained. Five women students operate the lwitchboard during the daytime hours when Mrs. Osmond is not there, Men students take over the job during the night, train 9 pm. until 7 am. The switchboard office, located upstairs in the physical plant build- ing, is fumished with a bed for the men working nights. Women working the 7 to 8 arm. shift some- times have in wake up the last operator. 0w presenta i ves on campus 1965-66 . . . . . . . South Younker . . . . North Younker Smith Langan Ted Rissel‘ , Dick Lamh , Bob Timmons John Pittman , Art Dappen . ..-..... Rawson' Gates Clark Dibble Cowlcs Tim Dailey Bob Watt . Steve Father Jim Stuart . Elliott Hibbs . Jim Polson . . , DANISH MAID BAKERY * 4TH AVE. " All warmed up for any game against the weather. 38 Inches 0! wool melton cloth. 01kmo pile lined body, hood; quilt-lined sleeves. Sizes S, M, L,.XL. From $24.95 . , East Norris . , , , . West Norris Sue Scholl . . . , . , , , South Campus John Shicrholz . , Campus Representative Bates Eowers 236—3197 so good. even the 5&3 Business Manager bought on. PPESTON’S MAIuIN Many" CHURCH .WIIWMIRWA/mflmmw ; JASTE‘TRFATS FROM?" ; Wee_‘,r1fl,..m