SCARLET AND BLACK End". SepI-mbar in. ms _—___._—_____ trains and rivers y—.———____._—_. l By DAVID LlGI-ITBOURNE i It's important for everybody to go out and read this month's issue of Esquire magazine, folks, bed cause Esquire has just done what we've all been trying to do for years. They’ve iinaliy placed the finger 0! understanding on the pulse of the college generation. Freshmen will especially value this issue, as a guide to life more than anything else, while uppel'r classmen will simply decide whether or not to have an identity crisis over their ability to agree with the editors’ conclusions. In an effort to provide alternar tives for anybody having particular, trouble with Esquire's 28 College Heroes, we here at Griniiell, in the heart or the stodgy old Mldr west, tar lrom the wlcked city, proudly present the hrst annual list of Grinnell Heroes. Here it is, gang. just like it is. And remem- her. it you don’t like it the way it is, you can always read Esquire magazine. Bobby Zimmerman, tor trying to bear the weight of the world on trail shoulders and then gooiing with it. Ksyamata Sen, tor leaving Grinnell (0 Iound Japan’s Commu- nist Party. Alpert and Leary, {or leaving the halcyon, ivy-covered blinks oi the Charles. Berry Gordy, Jim, for urban renewal. Levi Strauss, {or setting the style or the generation. Wilhelm Reich, tor discovering tho Orgnne. A. s. Neill, for proceeding with hope against overwhelming odds. Grace Melalious, for giving us something to do three times a week. The Dominican Republic, for giving The Great Society a place in the sun. The Great Society, for giving the Vietcong a place in the sun. Charles Starkwemher, for massive disenchantment Wilh our education- al system. Bill Wyman, tor stage presence. Henry Miller, ior being a grand old man. Trotsky, tor the discovery of Mexico. Norman 0. Brown, tor setting an intellectual example. Jeanne Moreau, {or Jules Et Jim and most everything [6159. Diana Ross, tor singing belr 'ter than Joan Baez. Mick Jagger, I Ior singing songs by Otis Redding Carol Baker, tor getting paid to be crass and doing a good job. Bayard Rustin, for being protes- sional at running things. Charles Starkweather, for massive disen» cliantment With our educational system. John Lennon, tor making movies. Ken Kesey, ior writing One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest. Nikita Khrushchev, for making a fan] out of David Susskind, The Man From Uncle, for being Un- conscious Camp and tor conscious- ly satirizing Conscious Carnp. Hugh Harmer, for being the hen) you'd never invite to a party. Sargent Shrlvor, for having the good sense to know what's happening, baby. Hell‘s Angels, {or taking existen- tialisrn seriously. The New Proctor: JIM FORREST will work in the Office at Financial Aid and Placement as well as serving as Head Rssident tor the students in file Younkers. SmiIIi. and Lanqan Halls. Forresl has an MA in gold. ance, has taught English, and has served a; news manager at a radio station. He will live in Youn_l