SCARLET AND BLACK Friday, February 5, ms :fg‘o EightL grinnell Travels to (Zoe and Beloil. Hopes to Get Back into Title Race ‘ Tied for last place but still very much in the Midwest Conference title race. That’s the odd position or the prinnell Pioneers as they prepare for their second loop road trip of the campaign. They will take on (Ice in Cedar Rapids tonight and then move on to Beloit, Wis., tor a Saturday evening tilt with Be- loit's Bucs, Grinnell's 2-3 loop mark puts it in a ninth place tie with Carleton. but the Pioneers are only two games and one loss behind confer encce leader Knox (5—2) and one game out or second place. Seven of the teams have already lost four or more games in the loop’s most topsyrturvey race in years, “This trip should tell us if we will he a contender," according to Coach John Pfitsch. “Two wins would put us in the thick of the ’ight and a split would keep us in the race. But two losses would real- ly drop us to the bottom. “But, it will be a tough trip,” Pfitsch added, pointing out that this has been a big season for home clubs. Visitors have man- aged to win only nine of the first 89 loop aiiairs. Fiitsch will Stick with the start« ing unit he has used since the open- lng gamer Sophomore Tom Hill and junior Ted Risser wlll be at lorward; sophomore Jim Rhodes It center; and junior Jeff Frantz and sophomore Elliott Hibbs at guard. Senior forward - center Clyde Smith will continue in his cus- tomary “sixth starter" role and sophomore Bob Watt will also see considerable action. Frantz drilled in 31 points and hit the winning basket in Grinnell’s was overtime win over Augustana last Saturday to up his scoring average to 22.3. He’s also had 46 And 37epoint games this year. Hill had his best scoring night of the season against the Vikings, whipping in 23 markers to climb to second in the team's point list with a 12.4 average. Also scoring in double figures are Hibbs, an 11.0 average, Rhodes, 10.9, and Smith, 10.0 Risser has on 8.9 average. The win over Augustana upped Grinnell's season record to 475. Coe. now tied for third in the conference with a 5-4 mark. pre< cents a Well balanced attack. Skip Swan, a 6-4 center who was a sec- ond team allrloop pick a year ago, leads the KoltaWkS with a 17 point average, Forwards Dennis Pietr- zak, Larry Shryock, and Tom Frisch and guards Larry Schlara baum, Mike Coils, Tum Vaughn, and Dick Smith are also good scorers. Forwards Bob Rudolph, 6-3, and Phil Woolley, 64 are the Beloit leaders. Rudolph is averaging 2o points per game and Woolley, one of the league's top sophomores, 17 per outing, Beloit‘s 4-5 mark gives it a share of sixth place. BOX SCORE Aucusrana x‘cmrmcut ainiii liRlsser , . Zthodes o Franlz s i-lioos a Smith 4 Wait , t stroubom a karioiom o cox . o Met: 1 Utke . , a rurrkanib o Larson. o Total: 34 is leTotals score Grlnneli . Augusrana Double Duol Faces Mormon Tomorrow With most of the kinks worked out following a month and a half break, Grinnell's matmen will open a heavy February schedule by facing Upper Iowa and Simpson in a double dual at Indianola to- morrow. “We seem to be in good health and fairly good condi- tion,” observed Coach Edd Bowers. The team warmed up for the double dual by taking the freshmen in a practice meet last Saturday. The probable Grinnell line- up will have Bill Barnes at 123; as A) as lKen Strubler at lau; Cliii Dowl- ing at 137; Mike Deatherage at 147; Larry Miller at 167; Bob Geller at 177; Marty Rin- go at 191; and Morgan Michel at heavyweight, With no 157 pounder available, the Pioneers will have to forfeit five points in each match. The Pioneers posted a 2-1 dual mark in the first half of the season with Miller, Michel, Barnes and Strubler showing the way“ Miller and Michel, both seniors and Sryear veter- ans, posted 5—1 and 3-1 records. respectively. Miller pinned three opponents; Morgan a pair. Strubier won three of five matches and Barnes split four, Both are juniors. Bowers is counting on con- tinued strong performances PASTRI ES as you like them From Maw/12L DANISH MAID Gomez Reminisces Al Honor 6 Dinner By A] Gummerson Lefty Gomez, whose fast ball may now lack a little zip but whose wit is still sharp, played the George Jessel bit at. the Honor G banquet January 27. Introduced by Tom Bucliholtz as the “depression era of Bo Belinsky," Lefty spent half an hour explaining how not to do it in the big leagues. At the end many were wondering how one guy could do so many things wrong and still spend 13 years with the Yankees; his modesty came as quite a surprise to those who associate “former major league pitcher" with Dizzy Dean, About all Lefty would take credit for was getting other guys into the Hall of Fame. Like Jimmy Foxx, who hit over 600 home runs; Lefty takes credit for serving up 49 of them, Or Joe DiMaggio; Lefty claims that if he hadn't been pitching, no one would have known that Joe could run back on a ball. Joe was a member of that “fast, friendly outfield" which, along with clean livin’, Lefty claims were the secrets of his success. Lefty, like Mari- lyn Monroe, is a former room- mate of the Yankee Clipper. Like 01’ D12, though, Lefty's favorite topic of conversation is his hitting, not his pitching. He can recall getting only two doubles in his entire career, And one of those times he took a foot lead off second and got picked on. Well, knowing that there was a sure tine waiting for him if he went back to the bench, he tried hanging around second, promising the umpire that he ”wouldn’t get in the way." It didn't work, he went back, he got fined, Then there was the time that he was bat- ting against a pitcher who threw a blooper ball, a pitch Lefty from these four plus the return to health of Ringo and the de— velopment of sophomores Dowl— ing, Deatherage, and Geller during the remainder of the schedule, Ringo split a pair of early season matches though slowed by multiple injuries. Deatherage and Geller each has one decision to his credit. -:- Animal Life . By Nick Nonas and Jim Ramsey It is with hesitation that any sports writer attempts a pro-season basketball prediction, and we too have our misgivings about the outa come of the 1965 IM action. The diificulty lies in finding a suitable criterion on which to judge the worth of a team. Certain writers will maintain that 3 teams shooting eiiiciency is somewhat commena surate to how abundantly endowed its players are with chest hair, but this is somewhat 3 Gross Point. Others are of the persuasion that there exists a positive correlation between innate athletic ability and high board scores. But the authen- ticity or such determinants as veri- fiable criterion is still dubious. Thus, until this year, sports writ- ers and general athletic supporters alike were iorced to rely on their crystal balls and any number of educated guesses. But at last, some thoughtful and astute sage has pro« vided us with what would appear to be a ioniproot scheme ior ac- curate predictions: the number or games a basketball team wins will hear an inversely proportional re- lationshlp to the number or instate players on that team. Since we are left in the dark as to why this phenomena exists, we must hypothesize on our own, Let us assume from the outset that the activation syndrome of in-state basketball players is more sensitive to the decibal level of home crowd enthusiasm and noise, due to cer- tain emotional ties (God, mother, State, etc). A physical maniiesta. tion of this syndrome is profuse perspiration, hampering a cager's over-all play. Have you ever tried to shoot and dribble with sweaty palms. On the basis of this logical exposition and on a careiul statisti- cal evaluation ot the geographical distribution of the in players in each hall, it is our prediction that Loose Hall will walk away' with the Basketball crown. describes as looking like a rainbow, like you were pitching over a shed, When the hall came down over the plate Lefty grabbed it, threw it up and hit it fungo~style. The ump, lacking a sense of humor, tossed him out of the game and fined him $100. Another time in Cleveland it was dark and raining and the Indians were ahead, but they were trying to finish off the top of the fifth inning be- fore calling the game so Cleve- land would win. Lefty walked up to the plate and lit a match, explaining to the umpire that he just wanted to make sure the pitcher knew where he was. Again he got a trip to the show- ers which cost him a hundred. We think of the fifties and six- ties as the Era of the Big Bon- us, but Lefty must have had a nest-egg stashed away from somewhere to fall back on every time an antic "cost him a hundred.” All in all, it was the start of a good evening, sitting around with your Honor G iriends, lighting each others cigarettes, listening to Lefty reminisce. But I guess for the Honor G boys the evening was only beginni since I heard talk of “festi ties" which were to commence at nine o’clock. Probably some sort of a party celebrating the entrance of sev- eral new members into the club. Karate Lessons to Begin Soon Karate lessons for beginning students will begin next Friday. Instructor Jim Young urges anyone who is seeking a good con- ditioner that is also a practical carry-aver sport to place a card bearing his name and post office box number in box 1256 by next Thursday morning. The size of the Class will be limited, so acceptance will be in order of receipt of replies. A feature article about the karate club will appear in next week’s 5&3. Don't Be 6 Stupid Cupid! Gel Your Valen'l'ine Cards Now at the VARSITY 117 Broad GLASSES Made and Repaired in Our Laboratory Contact Lenses Cases and Solutions Eyes Examined E. J. Jensen, O.D. OPTOMETRIST Across from fear Offico