We have clearly proven that chocolate does indeed promote good health, and we are excited to bring this finding to the community at large. Using basic principles of logic and applying them to a higher domain of scientific thought, we were able to present in a concise yet comprehensive manner. Furthermore, in order to help readers who are newcomers to the field of chocolate dieting, we're including a few handy recipes that will get you started eating right.
Also, just in case there are still any skeptics left out there, we've decided to provide some support for our theory from outside sources in the form of reviews and responses to our discovery from the scientific community. They were impressed and we think you will be too!
For future studies, we hope to examine the anti-aging effects of ice cream. Could a frozen treat be the secret to immortality? Stay tuned!
Additionally, we'd like to acknowledge that we couldn't have done this research without significant support from our peers and mentors. Our thanks go out to Sam Rebelsky, Grinnell College, the entire Comp Sci 151.02 class, Russell K. Osgood, the Trustees of the College, various web sites, and Viewers Like You for inspiring our ideas.