beginning with X are Grecian and will not be defined in this standard English dictionary Y YANKEE n In Europe an American In the Northern States of our Union a New Englander In the Southern States the word is unknown See DAMNYANK YEAR n A period of three hundred and sixty five disappointments YESTERDAY n The infancy of youth the youth of manhood the entire past of age But yesterday I should have thought me blest To stand high pinnacled upon the peak Of middle life and look adown the bleak And unfamiliar foreslope to the West Where solemn shadows all the land invest And stilly voices half remembered speak Unfinished prophecy and witch fires freak The haunted twilight of the Dark of Rest Yea yesterday my soul was all aflame To stay the shadow on the dial s face At manhood s noonmark Now in God His name I chide aloud the little interspace Disparting me from Certitude and fain Would know the dream and vision ne er again Baruch Arnegriff It is said that in his last illness the poet Arnegriff was attended at different times by seven doctors YOKE n An implement madam to whose Latin name jugum we owe one of the most illuminating words in our language a word that defines the matrimonial situation with precision point and poignancy A thousand apologies for withholding it YOUTH n The Period of Possibility when Archimedes finds a fulcrum Cassandra has a following and seven cities compete for the honor of endowing a living Homer Youth is the true Saturnian Reign the Golden Age on earth again when figs are grown on thistles and pigs betailed with whistles and wearing silken bristles live ever in clover and cows fly over delivering milk at every door and Justice never is heard to snore and every assassin is made a ghost and howling is cast into Baltimost Polydore Smith Z ZANY n A popular character in old Italian plays who imitated with ludicrous incompetence the buffone or clown and was therefore the ape of an ape for the clown himself imitated the serious characters of the play The zany was progenitor to the specialist in humor as we to day have the unhappiness to know him In the zany we see an example of creation in the humorist of transmission Another excellent specimen of the modern zany is the curate who apes the rector who apes the bishop who apes the archbishop who apes the devil ZANZIBARI n An inhabitant of the Sultanate of Zanzibar off the eastern coast of Africa The Zanzibaris a warlike people are best known in this country through a threatening diplomatic incident that occurred a few years ago The American consul at the capital occupied a dwelling that faced the sea with a sandy beach between Greatly to the scandal of this official s family and against repeated remonstrances of the official himself the people of the city persisted in using the beach for bathing One day a woman came down to the edge of the water and was stooping to remove her attire a pair of sandals when the consul incensed beyond restraint fired a charge of bird shot into the most conspicuous part of her person Unfortunately for the existing entente cordiale between two great nations she was the Sultana ZEAL n A certain nervous disorder afflicting the young and inexperienced A passion that goeth before a sprawl When Zeal sought Gratitude for his reward He went away exclaiming O my Lord What do you want the Lord asked bending down An ointment for my cracked and bleeding crown Jum Coople ZENITH n The point in the heavens directly overhead to a man standing or a growing cabbage A man in bed or a cabbage in the pot is not considered as having a zenith though from this view of the matter there was once a considerably dissent among the learned some holding that the posture of the body was immaterial These were called Horizontalists their opponents Verticalists The Horizontalist heresy was finally extinguished by Xanobus the philosopher king of Abara a zealous Verticalist Entering an assembly of philosophers who were debating the matter he cast a severed human head at the feet of his opponents and asked them to determine its zenith explaining that its body was hanging by the heels outside Observing that it was the head of their leader the Horizontalists hastened to profess themselves converted to whatever opinion the Crown might be pleased to hold and Horizontalism took its place among fides defuncti ZEUS n The chief of Grecian gods adored by the Romans as Jupiter and by the modern Americans as God Gold Mob and Dog Some explorers who have touched upon the shores of America and one who professes to have penetrated a considerable distance to the interior have thought that these four names stand for as many distinct deities but in his monumental work on Surviving Faiths Frumpp insists that the natives are monotheists each having no other god than himself whom he worships under many sacred names ZIGZAG v t To move forward uncertainly from side to side as one carrying the white man s burden From zed z and jag an Icelandic word of unknown meaning He zedjagged so uncomen wyde Thet non coude pas on eyder syde So to com saufly thruh I been Constreynet for to doodge betwene Munwele ZOOLOGY n The science and history of the animal kingdom including its king the House Fly Musca maledicta The father of Zoology was Aristotle as is universally conceded but the name of its mother has not come down to us Two of the science s most illustrious expounders were Buffon and Oliver Goldsmith from both of whom we learn L Histoire generale des animaux and A History of Animated Nature that the domestic cow sheds its horn every two years End of The Project Gutenberg Etext of The Devil s Dictionary by Bierce